The fact that the woman in the last post still uses the term "world wide web" kinda says everything, I think.

Nanomachines.

This reload time is exhilarating!

"Wow! You're Yao Ming!"
"Look, I told you, kid, my name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot."

I dunno what it is, but this show manages to make "piece of shit" consistently hilarious as an insult.

You wanna sell cereal, you gotta pump the gas a little

Joy of Sect is next. We can all agree that that's the best season 9 episode, right? Right??

All you need to know about how much of a d-bag Bob Kane was is what's on his headstone

I don't even really think he had the "make them slightly prettier" part down until the iPhone/Pod era. Does anybody really look back fondly on the neon colored iMacs with the hockey puck mice?

I hope there's a montage with, like, the VE Day parade, the moon landing, the Berlin Wall coming down, and then somebody turning a Mac on.

Street Fighter Jobs

I've seen like 3-4 separate articles where they show a picture of his headstone that says that he created Batman after divine inspiration from God or some shit like that, and every time I see it I still can't believe it's real.

Look, all it did was run around in a circle crying. It was never going to make it out in the wild anyway.

go on…

It only jumps the shark in the third act when there's a talking dog with Hardy's voice

Oh yeah the Tony Daniel stuff became increasingly awful. This team is miles ahead of that.

I think Batman and Detective right now are as good as they've been collectively in quite a while. Snyder's been solid throughout his run, and after not really being into the first arc, the Detective team has really grown on me.

I think it's been well established that if your movie is a big enough blockbuster, you can get away with pretty much whatever violence you want and get a PG-13. No lady parts, though, unless you're Titanic. Because, art, or something.

(glass breaks)

The worst announcer cliche, by far, is anything involving "momentum."