Laughed out loud at the new Paranormal Activity being subtitled "The Ghost Dimension." What dimension have the ghosts been in to this point?

This has to have set a record for, like, post-show commentary to viewership ratio, then. Without wanting to know about any of it, I still heard all about Kanye West declaring his 2020 candidacy, Kim Kardashian's outfit being weird, and some manner of thing happening between Taylor Swift and Nikki Minaj

"This is Earth's most illogical political race! Why does Chris Christie, the largest candidate, not simply eat the others?"
"Perhaps they're saving that for Super Tuesday."

"For England, James?"
"No. For ethics in games journalism."

Matt, you won't believe it! You just missed Ian Fleming again! He was just here!

It's just 'cause he's too street! There's white people on the street all the time! Check and mate.

I mean, the original Fleming novels are known for being more than a little bit racially problematic, so I'd say this guy is doing a bang-up job of continuing Fleming's legacy.

Spoilers:

The man's never worn a novelty T-shirt in his life*

Eventually spun off as "Minivan with Novelty Reindeer Antlers Stuck to the Roof"

Not even that big into hip hop, but I am 1000% into that

Way ahead of you.

but enough about Donald Trump's Presidential run

I turned 30 this year, ergo the VMAs are now weird and confusing to me, and I have strong opinions regarding the height of teenagers' pants.

Who do I have to give money to to get an episode of Futurama where they have to create an episode of Hannibal ala the Single Female Lawyer episode?

THAT MAN HAS A RACIST FAMILY

"Take me to the Green Place."

We take the issue of concussions very seriously. That's why we're introducing another new set of rules for illegal hits that no one is actually able to understand and that will be enforced on a completely arbitrary basis. Yeah, that'll do it. —Roger Goddell, probably

I like Midnight in Paris a lot, but, based on the little snippets we get of it, the book that Gil is writing sounds genuinely terrible. I'm not sure if that's intentional or not.

It was a good book, because it was an honest book