The A.V Club

Hey, is this paper? I have a bet with Joe.

It's the Brak show, starring me, I'm Brak!

I read this headline in Norm MacDonald's Burt Reynolds voice

Brannigan's Law is a more coherent policy doctrine than anything Trump has put out so far.

Buzzfeed did a thing where they asked British people to fill out a map of U.S. states. Suffice to say, they were not very good at it.

Rubicon only lasted one season though

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Looking forward to this getting delayed for a week and then immediately released on Netflix

"Would you like to try that… maybe doing a little less?"
(legitimately thinks it over for a second) "No."

If you like JRPGs and you've never played the first one, you absolutely need to. It is:

"It says here that Ted 2 is TWICE as funny as the original! How can I go wrong?"

That campaign ad needs to be preserved in the Library of Congress or something. It's like an avant-garde piece of performance art. His campaign manager smoking and looking dead center into the camera, the slow-motion smile for no reason. None of it makes any sense.

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That at any point ~25% of one of the two major parties is willing to tell a pollster, "yes, Donald Trump is the guy I want running the country" is disturbing, but it should be pointed out that at this time in 2007, Rudy Giuliani had an enormous lead in the polls and proceeded to win exactly 0 primaries.

I love the "Arkham" games, but it's pretty absurd how they pretend to hold to Batman's "never kill" ethos when you're constantly blowing up walls with plastic explosives and conveniently always just "incapacitating" the guards on the other side. I haven't even played "Knight" yet, where you have two giant guns on your…

I don't crimefight on shabbos!

(prints out copy of article and eats it)

Same, Hector. Same.

I actually think "You have the disease" is Trump's message to Mexico