So… what I'm hearing is that this is all about ethics in games journalism?

"We will use him for the army. Of the night."
"I thought we were gonna use the Replicant… to do… an army… of the night."
"DIFFERENT ARMY, DORKFACE."

(gets struck by lightning)

Y-y-you think we should take another crack at this 'cause I'm still seein' paint here and it's startin' to MOCK ME

Frylock. That was a computer simulation. And it proved to me that you don't know what I like and what I like to do, and that is to tell you what to do. Now you better listen to what I say, 'cause I'm gonna eat your brains!

Just say Smith or Jones or somethin' it's impossible to pronounce

"The Most Beautiful Shots in Film with Cats Added to Them"

Maybe the most accurate one of these ever

Next thing you know you'll be saying they should have their own schools

BAH GAWD THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY…

Wait, did a kid wish to open the stock exchange?

Temba, his arms wide

In that they are both half hour shows on television, yes. Very much so.

I kind of agree. Stewart himself kills it, but the writing was kind of all over the place and the rest of the characters aren't nearly as good. His weird alcoholic manservant is funny, but is almost too much of a caricature to fit in on a show that seems like it wants to be closer to satire than farce.

Yeah I say it all the time when I'm just exasperated with something to the point of not caring anymore

Met my girlfriend's uncle for the first time last weekend, who simultaneously believes a) trump is secretly working for the Democrats and b) is "saying some stuff that needs to be said"

Going to assume it's about former journeyman catcher Henry Blanco. Yeah, that sounds plausible.

"Do you, Carl, take Svetlana…"
"Just say Smith or Jones or somethin', it's impossible to pronounce."
"Take Svetlana Smith to be your wife? Do you, Svetlana, take Carl…"
"Say Smith again, it don't matter. None of this matters."

"What's it called when, like, he wants to say he's guilty, but he's sorry about it?"
"WE DON'T KNOW. WE'RE TREES."

One of the funniest Carl-related things ever is his Christmas song to the tune of "I'll Be Home for Christmas" with the lyrics changed to: