I TOLD THEM IMMIGRANTS

Who named us Click-click-click-click-click?

"Hey, it's like a frickin' magic carpet over here!"
"Yeah, don't get too attached there Aladdin, 'cause it's about to be magic flyin' dinner."

Hey, why did you just throw molding at me?

Hard to pick. The Plutonians episode where they make the Replicant is up there for me.

I should not walk so that a child may live……. that's what it does!

You know, with computers now, you don't even have to leave the house

Now I want candy and I don't know why!

"You like the belt, Carl?"
"Whadda you think? Hell yeah, I like that belt!"
"Well how will you like it when you're… COLD AS ICE?"
"Classic, total classic. (starts freezing) OH GOD MY THROAT"

I had no idea. I checked out right around the time they were kidnapped by a giant spider or something and Carl was trying to sell their house with their vampire landlord

Aqua Teen Hunger Force was still on?!

I hope she inexplicably has Dr. Girlfriend's voice

DVD Movie rankings

Spoilers: the Nightstalker of Naperville is a drunk 40-something yuppie divorcee

The Irish Pub there has great bar trivia on Tuesdays

The significance of the moth is CHANGE…. much like how the kitchen has all recently updated appliances!

We spelled words starting with Cs with Ks because we don't have time for your rules, MOM

Just in case you need to fight a guy to death on the side of the road?

We the jury-slash-surgical team find the defendant… GUILTY. (dun dun dunnnn)

"What evidence do you have to support this new plea of insanity?"
"Well, for one, they done hired me to represent them."
"Insanity plea is accepted!"