Maybe Beatles - Taxman

Futurama established that Nixon listened to Jefferson Airplane as an attempted olive branch to "stupid hippies"

Beyonce is ruining America
—Man who hangs out with Ted Nugent

King Crimson - Starless (12:26)

that sounds NSFW

I imagine the delegates on the floor just suddenly fainting, or like starting to convulse and speaking in tongues, the way you see on televangelist faith-healing shows

Watch a speedrunner on Twitch that has an on-screen counter for the donations they get. You'd be surprised at the dollar amounts some people will put on the value of watching somebody else play video games really fast.

"I THINK YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH."
"I'll tell you when I've had enough!"
"DOES NOT COMPUTE" (explodes)

Whenever I watch any version of Phantom of the Opera, my biggest thought is, "How the fuck did the Phantom get an entire pipe organ down into those catacombs?"

"My wife is not gonna believe that this happened!"
"That's 'cause she's never gonna know!" (neck snap)

Tobias falling off the ledge and breaking the coffee table because for some reason he thought he'd be able to fly as Mrs. Featherbottom.

We've concluded: Dem bones, dem dry bones.

I think my favorite Walter line is after he goes on his first amendment rant in the coffee shop and The Dude gets exasperated and leaves and he kinda gathers himself for a second and says defiantly, "I'm stayin'! I'm finishin' my coffee!"

Nice marmot…

The black delegation requests Eminem

You probably know my wife! The pancake lady!

I'm seeing quintuple! TWENTY-FIVE Burls!

Based on the header image it looks more like they made Harry Potter themed paint?

Missed opportunity for: "Futurama film strips are great, but football in the groin had a football in the groin."

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