No one man should have all that stretchyness

Bad man make Cody cry-hurt! Ned hurt too. Heart hurt.

It's actually a shot-for-shot remake of The Maze Runner, but with all of the mazes taken out

How'd it get fluffed? How'd it get fluffed?! HOW'D IT GET FLUFFED?!

I think we were saved by a mysterious orange blur

(sits down on AV Club server)

I already did!

This can really be expanded to all internet comment sections

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This place really feels more like a 'B', you know?

Luckily the 2000 election ended up being in no way closely contested or controversial, and Bush's Presidency was a time of peace and prosperity, with few decisions that proved to be divisive.

Why's my coffee shaking? I don't like my coffee shaking!

Why thank you, golf slave!

Game of Thrones: Season 67

The only thing that stops a bad planetoid with a gun is a good planetoid with a gun —Alien equivalent of Wayne LaPierre

(blatantly encroaching on Speilbergo's turf)

KRAME: jery can i borrow ipad
JERY: why
KRAME: want to watch supercut
JERY: why do they call it supercut, its not super and it doesnt cut anything
KRAME: you just blew my mind jery (falls down)

Hedonism Bot? In an AV Club post? And just as I was starting to lose interest! Jambi, the chocolate ice cream!

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However, I will read it out of curiosity for exactly those reasons

I went to college there. It's suburbia in that it's too developed to be a rural area but it's not big enough and too sprawl-y to be considered a major city.

I think you could legitimately make a horror movie based around the Sherwin Williams "Cover the Earth" logo