"Hey Rust, did you remember to get the groceries?"
"No. I was about to head out the door, but then I started thinking about my dead daughter and about how all life is meaningless."
"Oh rust, you're so absent minded! What are we gonna do with you?"

After The Final Chapter comes Resident Evil: Appendix A

Thigh-fall.

Just a reboot? Gotta get with the times. More like 2019 launch of the Capcom shared universe movie franchise.

You're next, robins. (reloads shotgun)

Do you think I would have explained my master stroke if you had even the slightest chance of stopping it? I already shot that rabid dog 35 minutes ago.

I like that the picture of Harper Lee makes it look like she's eye-rolling the C grade, or looking at it contemptuously

"The book opens with a victory speech from Admiral Ackbar that sets the stage for what will be the 30 years in between Jedi and Awakens. 'Our rebellion is over. But the war…the war is just beginning'"

Proton Torpedoes can't melt steel beams

'Round these parts we call it the War of Alderaanian Aggression

I don't think this strictly counts, but Spirited Away was released in American theatres right around the same time as the notoriously bad Guy Richie/Madonna joint "Swept Away," which led to a lot of weird reactions when I tried to explain to people that there was this great movie out that almost nobody knows about…

Jery give Keny Banya new joke: Why do they call it great job, internet. Jokes are bad, supercuts are bad, mashups are bad. Should be called bad job internet

(Patiently waits for Seinfeld Quote Generator to get here)

What percentage of people mad about actually this care at all about who wins ESPY awards at any other point in time? 2-3%?

It's ESPN's attempt to fill programming time on the day after the All Star Game, the day famous for being the one day which is guaranteed to have no major American team sports on.

You want a good Hodor, but you need the bad HODOOOOORR

"Surely it says 'Churches'"
"No, 'chvrches' with an Earth 'v.' Behold!"
"This concept of 'chvrches' confuses and infuriates us!"

Good point, him too.

Charles Dance also killed it in Season 3 and got nothing to show for it while they nominated Dinklage again, who didn't really have a lot of memorable scenes compared to other seasons

Yeah, I'd support her for the category of Best Delivery of Words That Do Not Actually Exist