The people who make these nominations should feel SHAME (ring ring) SHAME (ring ring) SHAME (ring ring) SHAME (ring ring) SHAME

"Is there anything you can't do?"
"I can't fail the mayor. Not ever."

"What killed the dinosaurs?"
"ME!!"

Cormac McCarthy is a guy who says look I won the pulitzer prize I dont have time to be puttin in quotation marks around my characters dialog you're smart you can figure out when somebody is saying something also I'm gonna end my sentences whenever I damn well feel like who's gonna tell me I can't write in run on…

Starring Patrick Ewing as the genie

Where are the cameras?

There's a guy down here who keeps running around in circles and saying he's The Firestarter. I'm trapped down here with a confessed arsonist, Brock!

Much easier to just steal Flanders'

If only there was some sort of an extended storyline about clones in the source material. A "saga," if you will.

Advertising algorithms haven't quite figured out how politics work either. Decidedly liberal blogs are full of ads hawking doomsday bunkers for when Obama destroys the world economy, etc.

Just means that they'll be trying to sell us first aid kits while they're in the process of shooting us

The spit pauses… in mid-air, mind you!

What is this season 22 you speak of

What the hell is Nordberg doing in Detroit?

If Marvel thinks there's an audience for an Inhumans movie, there is surely an audience for a Fraction Hawkeye/Pizza Dog team-up movie

In college I DJed for the radio station a couple of times and I played
"The Reasons" forgetting that there was a "fuck" in it. Nobody seemed to
notice, fortunately.

Attention Batman! This new proposal to join the Justice League scares us. You stole our hearts as a single, loner superhero, and so shall you remain! Or else!

Futurama Lucy Liu voice:

"Where's Cyborg? He should have been out of make-up by now."
"They ran out of aluminum foil."

Greedo [added a] shot [of vodka] first