"I want you to use all your skills… I don't want his mother to see him this way."
"I mean, look, I can cover up the bullet holes, but he's still gonna be a giant ugly worm creature."

—Hyman Roth, of the ice planet Hoth

1. Bran gets tree powers
2. Maybe Jon comes back?
3. Everybody eats lemon cakes
4. ?????
5. White walkers defeated

They can just say that tree magic affected his aging or something

"Guys, I figured out how gravity works, it's gonna completely change our understanding of the universe"

Season 7 is going to be all Hodor throwing Rickon at white walkers ala Colossus and Wolverine

It's published by IDW, not marvel.

"Why does Headly Lamarr care about where the white walkers go?"
"Don't know. Mongo only pawn in Game of Thrones."

I want a lawyer, man. I know my rights. I wanna talk to… Gary Kuby. —This guy, probably

In light of 50 Cent's new financial situation, the line "you can find me in the club / bottle full of bub" shall henceforth become "you can find me in the bar / can of PBR"

Never went to Chili's either

Doesn't have Jerry Stiller at the end of Zoolander. Fired, blunder, etc.

Second best Abe Simpson advice after his time-travel advice

Maybe he did?

Listen to your friend Alfred. He's a cool dude.

Over that boy hand!

"You will ride in Norse Heavenland! Reflective and metal!"
"I exist! I don't exist! I exist again! Look at me!!"

Here's hoping they have the good sense not to have Batman refer to anything as "my struggle"

"Dog carcass in alley this morning. Tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me, I've seen it's true face."
"Mr. Finch, this is supposed to be time for closing arguments."
"This is all germane to my argument, your honor."

This Stark-Lannister feud is in danger of going all quagmire on me!