"Okay, let's do a roll call. Mulder… present. Scully… present. Okay, now we can start the FBI meeting"

"all principal cast members"

WE CANNOT CONDONE BOUNCING OF THE SEVENTH VARIETY*

COSBY HELM 15

All of the villagers chased me into this scary cave. I think it's because I'm so racist.

Yes, there is no definitive archeological evidence to suggest that Warren Ellis ever actually existed.

So be prepared to soon hear sentences like, "I have no idea what the hell happened in the last Heavy Metal, I should have waited and read the whole year's worth of issues at once."

Holding out for UnREAL Tournament

Judd Apatow was all well and good until he decided that Funny People was a story that couldn't be told in less than 2 1/2 hours.

Jack Valenti promised me the Maaaaatloooooooock Lifetime Achievement Award.

Littlefinger has this same sketch in the margins of his accounting books just with the FF replaced with LF

You can be assured that they're being draped in a way that conforms to all requirements of the Geneva Conventions. Now let's have absolutely no follow-up questions about that.

Thank Google for that. I figured it was like Chapter 3 or something but it's literally the first thing that happens in Acts. Acts pioneered the cold open action sequence.

Every Easter instead of the Alleluia chorus Mormons perform the Ewok victory song. The non-special edition one.

I have to go now, my home planet needs me.
—Acts 1:9-11. Probably. I dunno. Something like that.

He was the II

Also Neville Chamberlain and his slightly taller brother Wilt.

You're the reason why I lost my hair, aren't you?! You stole my hair!

"It’s even better than the original."

Cable boy! CABLE BOY!