I was only really a wrestling fan for a pretty brief window, and Dusty Rhodes' heyday was had come and gone already, but I stumble on enough wrestling-related stuff on the internet that I've seen the Dusty Rhodes "Hard Times" promo, which is pretty much the best thing ever.

"Heimdall! Open the bifrost!"

"Can you fix my plumbing?"
"I mean… not by myself. I need my team of 50 men, working in shifts, getting in and out of those various pipes."

Is this about Cercei? Did she sing Motown?

Yeah we can, it's the last act of Mad Max

Deepest, bluest, my hat is like a shark's fin
Deepest, bluest, my hat is like a shark's fin

Hold on to your B-minus-utts

I… have no idea what episode that's from (commits seppuku)

So based on the prominence of "FREE MUSTARD DIZZLE" in the ad, Pizza Hut seems to believe that getting yellow mustard for free with a hot dog is like going to be a mind-blowing deal to some people? Like, you can't go anywhere to get a hot dog and have them throw in like 20 of those mustard packets and 20 of those…

That's the warning that Sonic Team has to put out now every time they try and make a Sonic game

With modern day games, it should be substantially easier for the characters to survive, because they can just run into parts of the game that are DLC that nobody is going to pay for.

What if Homr get ipad

The 90s X-Men series too. Every once in a while I'm browsing through Netflix and I think, "Oh, X-Men, this'll be a fun for nostalgia's sake," and then after about three minutes of that voice acting I realize I've made a huge mistake.

Are there going to any episodes next season that AREN'T blatant publicity stunts?

There's a whole chapter that's just a summation of his opinions regarding ethics in games journalism.

Police are employing a rarely-utilized K-9 unit comprised of dogs trained to follow the scent of poorly written prose.

Where'd you get that damn balm anyway?

9-year old me was hella pissed that I couldn't watch the NBA Finals

Based on his username, he is wrestling superstar Mark Henry transformed into a rabbit

By the last few years of his writing I would say they were more "frequent, merciless beatdowns" than "occasional jabs"