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6/9/15

A girl must get more toner for the copier

6/9/15

Eventually they might get around to anime series where the characters are intended to be white.

6/9/15

All of the American actors will undergo the same cosmetic procedure that Sean Connery does in You Only Live Twice, the most racially sensitive movie ever made.

6/9/15

I would write a Cowboy Bebop adaptation and hope that nobody noticed

6/9/15

Sandler is shooting his movie at 60 frames per second, so you can better pinpoint the exact moment at which the Native American actors start regretting being involved.

6/9/15

WHY ARE THERE BLACK BARS ON MAH TV

6/9/15

Which is 3 1/2 movies earlier in the continuity than 12 Angry Men

6/9/15

Turns out that he was only able to make that fire dress after 20 previous attempts, all of which ended in the complete immolation of the person modeling it.

6/9/15

Man looks like other man, film at 11

6/9/15

This is just because you're not in one of those Muslim no-go zones that are absolutely everywhere, in spite of the fact that no one can actually pin down their locations

6/9/15

I will show you the stooges

6/9/15

(Ser Kramer enters)

6/9/15

But my mom says I'm cool

6/8/15

Hollywood gonna Hollywood

6/8/15

"What's in the box? What's in the booooooox?! Oh, it's money. Cool."

6/8/15

How does it feel being a… LIAR, with pants constantly on fire?

6/8/15

The A.V. Club

6/8/15

Some of the pull quotes on Metacritic are pretty great http://www.metacritic.com/m…

6/8/15

In the trailer there's a line that's something like "Blatter knows how to find money"

6/5/15

Dear Mr. President, there are too many BWAMMPs, please eliminate 3.