Shouldn't he say bad-bye?

So, since we're doing bizarro speak, you're NOT making a huge profit and you're doing complex tasks? That sounds awful.

She's killin' independent George!

Lloyd Bran get more AV club upvote than Gerge

"Elaine! You wanna buy a computer?"
"From you? No."
"But there's porn!"
"…Even still."

If you've ever played Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden, that's the closest thing to it that's ever been created

The evil Shinra corporation is destroying the planet with its Mako reactors. The only way to save the world is to mercilessly dunk on them.

They wanted to use Vancouver residents for their expertise in dealing with soulless unfeeling hordes descending on a city after those 2011 Stanley Cup riots

There were ads for Awesome Con in Marvel comics where all of the headshots of the guests had these blood red streaks on their heads, and I kept seeing it month after month, to the point where it seems like it can't possibly be a printer error because they surely would have corrected it, but I can't imagine why it…

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Yeah, I love how they just switched all the valves back on at the end and watched 99.9% of the water just run off on the ground instead of working out a system where everybody forms a line and gets a little at a time from a sensibly sized faucet. I mean, it was a striking visual, I get why they did it that way. Just…

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I was just asking because of all the armed guards

I know, right? I think they also eventually added a second secret ingredient that they wouldn't reveal until 30 minutes in?

I love the original Japanese Iron Chef so much. Iron Chef America is okay, but they just couldn't capture all of the weird, inexplicable details of the Japanese version. The fact that all of the background music is from the Backdraft soundtrack. The way the Iron Chefs ascend from the floor like its a gladiatorial…

I accept only the lesser title of Zinc Saucier. Also, it comes with double prize money.

Susan B. Anthony would be ashamed! —Person who does not otherwise care about Susan B. Anthony at all

I think the NES Metroid was ahead of its time, and trying to bite off more than it could chew on NES hardware. It tried to do the same thing that Super Metroid did and give you this big, sprawling world to explore, but because it could achieve the same level of detail and make sections feel really distinct, it was…

But I have it on good authority that Sega does what Nintendon't

I feel like the music was incredibly daring for its time. Undoubtedly there's exceptions—in RPGs, certainly—but in most cases in that era, every level of a game had it's own theme with a really pronounced melody. Super Metroid was one of the first games to really try and match the music with your environment. You…