Read this in Gene's voice for user/comment synergy

Instead of clamping where the bleeding was, you should have clamped where the bleeding was going to be!

"Where should I make the next incision?"
"How the hell should I know?"
"If you choose not too decide, you still have made a choice!"

I want to play Fallout 3, somebody get the King of Prussia on the phone

Congrats, George! You've won the waterpick!

The AV Club

A few years ago a friend decided to host a blind root beer taste test (because, why not, I guess?) and Faygo won, beating out a bunch of stuff labeled "CRAFT," "ARTISAN," "SMALL BATCH," etc.

Counterpoint: It is canonical with the greatest JRPG of all time, Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden

What do you know, you are a car

It had the exact amount of dialog that it needed.

Based on these readings, the epicenter is at the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive!

Defenders is fun just for all the weird crap in the page margins

Tangentially related, apparently Matt Fraction was on Seth Meyers' show recently? Comics writers can get on late night talk shows now?

Even in Spanglish, the central conflicts of that movie involve Adam Sandler being worried that his restaurant will be too well reviewed and become too popular, and the Hispanic woman who's living with his family being mad that he gave her kids too much money.

"Look, he wouldn't have carved 'arrrgh'"
"Perhaps he was dictating!"

"calling it "incomplete" seems wrong, in the same way you wouldn't say that of Blade Runner"

Man, Game of Death. If it was up to me all movies would involve a vampiric Kareem Abdul-Jabaar.

Very similar Mitch Hedberg joke:

In a classic Shyamalan twist, 10 episodes in it becomes a The Village TV show.

Is it just Bella Leugosi with a pencil moustache? Kinda like Charlton Heston in Touch of Evil?