I'm sort of with you, actually. I had no idea what people were talking about with all of the "MEDIOCRE" jokes for a while until I finally just googled "Immortan Joe mediocre," and saw the clip, because in the theatre that line basically just sounded like "ARRGH MRRGLEBARGLE"

Don't wanna be an American Frankenstein
One monster controlled by the media

Snoke? Snoke?! SNOOOOOOOOOOOKE!

The man's never thrown up a Natty Light in his life

"Look at today's paper!"
"Gym renovations on schedule?! What a load!"

"If you killed your grandfather, why are you still here?"
"Maybe God loves me?"
(uproarious laughter)

Everything little thing reminds me of Enos! (looks over at framed picture of mushroom cloud)

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I was enjoying it until you guys showed up!

"Stomach contents. One deviled egg."
"Deviled egg?!"
"…The *same* deviled egg."

We seem to have taken on a lot of clocks

Invent NASA and then tell them to get off their fannies!

Farnsworth's strut as they walk into the appliance store is amazing

"Rock! According to these readings, an earthquake is imminent in downtown LA!"
"What is the earthquake's name, jabroni?"
"Uhh… they don't name earthquakes, you're thinking of hurrica—"
"IT DOESN'T MATTER what the earthquake's name is!"
"….What?"

Mulde make kickstarter to build UFO

Glad they left that line in.That dude is a great actor too. The scene from season 1 where he reveals who he is is one of my favorite scenes from the whole show.

Yes. In 2028.

Hogan no-sells getting hit with gatling gun fire, then kills somebody by leg dropping them.

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Oh, this is just sad. I don't even want to take a whiz on this. I used to DREAM of taking a whiz on this!

I kept my mouth shut when Dean said he could read Sanskrit

I would pay like 50 bucks just to hear Christopher Lee say, "I'm making a batch of my famous frittatas!"