To the Z, to the O, to the double-R-O
He's the dude in the mask in the barrio

Shaving his head was not necessary for the procedure in any way, they were just all sick of his awful looking comb-over

I found the bookshelf clip! https://youtu.be/tVSH229GXi…

Read this in Jackie Earle Haley's Rorschach voice for maximum effect.

"I say we kill him. Because he's probably an abomination or something."
"Unless he's made of dead people it still counts as murder!"
"Otoko! Otoko!"
"I do hope he knows where we're going!"
"I hope he doesn't understand what I said about him!"

There is also a complete list of towel appearances in case you need to do further towel research

This area is only zoned for Residential Light & Magic

I believe it was "Walker told me I have AIDS," which has way weirder implications

The clip where the kid jumps off the bookcase in slow motion and crumples to the ground and Conan flips out about it is an all-time great bit from his old show

"There was another sith named… uh… Darth… Gary, who could resurrect people's mothers if they were killed by tuskan raiders."
"Why does this all seem weirdly specific to my exact situation?"
"HOW DARE YOU QUESTION DARTH GARY"

Can we talk about how worthless those Behind the Episode bits are? In a lot of them they're basically just paraphrasing the dialogue from whatever scene they're talking about.

They gave us five dollars for breakfast today! I hope this trial never ends!

But enough about the Spiderman reboot

"I thought the trip to New York was better, but you know what they say, the grassy knoll is always greener on the other side."

Do you bleed? You will. And it will be RAINBOW COLORED

Low-hanging fruit, but…

"Now let's see some fundamentals out there!"
(bicycle horn)
"And not CLOWN fundamentals!"

"SKINNER! What are we doing to about these latest budget cuts?"
"Bart Simpson please report to the principals office!"
"How is an 8 year old going to help us with this?"
"No, we're not having steam clams, I said we're having steamed HAMS!"
"What?"
"Hi-daley ho, neighborinos!"
"That's not even your voice!"

Tune in next season to hear Ned Flanders as voiced by Samuel L. Jackson

Smithers. Smithers. SMITHERRRRRRRS.