So your suggestion is that they build a time machine to 10 years ago?

Is their objection too many helmets, not enough fedoras?

GIMMICK ACCOUNT SYNERGY

"Congratulations, George, you've won the waterpick!"
"You're not giving away our waterpick!"

(Jerry walks in on Hannibal eating a guy)

If you'd gotten a regular salad I wouldn't have murdered you and eaten your organs at all! But you had to have the BIIIIIIG SALAD!

Coming 2016:

The cigarette smoking man is in the corner just casually watching

Gillian Anderson is the Jamie Moyer of attractive celebrities

Shocking twist: The winner is JAG

PART TIME

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It is not by my hand that I am once again directing games, I was funded by humans who wish to pay me tribute!

Clerks is still pretty great. Chasing Amy was good the last time I saw it, which was like 10 years ago, so it might very well actually be bad. Mallrats is like 30 minutes of genuinely pretty funny stuff ruined by the other hour of other really obvious poop jokes.

Reading this in Homestar Runner's voice is delightful

What about the theft of orcas from Sea World by way of dive bars? Are they saving that for the finale?

"A security videotape never leaves the NFL's custody, and yet it's incriminating contents are totally wiped before the NFL can see it. How can this be explained? Perhaps alien-level technology involved highly-focused bursts of microwaves."
"Hey, Mulder. Turns out that they just didn't give a shit and didn't watch the…

Jerry, if the Pigman had a car he'd give you a ride!

Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this