Turns out that the only thing that can stop the leak.. is the power of love (music swells)

I read this as "comedy pelican"

Apparently when they said No Cars Go, fire trucks were included

Let me Grand Budapest Hotel you about our specials tonight.

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Arcade Fire circa Funeral and Neon Bible is one of my very favorite bands. Arcade Fire circa The Suburbs is still pretty good. Reflektor… um.. Reflecktor sure is an album with music on it.

"Clearly this was a man who has never felt the embrace of a woman, nor heard from a doctor the words, 'You're fine.'"

Remember 12 Oz. Mouse? I'm still not sure what the fuck that was.

Look at all of those tantalizing yin yang symbols though

AV Club Staff: "The ballot was confusing!"
Mom: "How about a hand recount?"

Seriously, the text messages are amazing. "The only thing deflating is his passer rating"

It seems like nowadays everyone is aware of how stupid it is, and yet it still inevitably happens. Like, when something like this breaks, you'll see a bunch of writers/talking heads/etc. kind of jokingly going, "So is this going to be called 'Deflate-gate' now? Wouldn't that be silly? Heh heh heh." And like 24 hours…

"When you see the Robot Devil, tell him I'm-a comin'!"
"Hey, that guy said to—"
"I heard him!"

"The pilots believe that three is a lucky number, because it is a prime."

Seeing as the Sons of the Harpy are an entire group of henchmen, this obviously should have been reimagined as a side-scrolling beat-em-up, like Final Fight, as opposed to a 1-vs-1 tournament fighter, like Street Fighter. Fired, blunder, etc.

"This America, Indy! My home is Shanghai!"
"Yeah, whatever, close enough."

I don't do archeology on Shabbos!

The entire last act was all a concussion-induced hallucination he had while he was in that fridge

No Indy! In the original Latin, Obamacare begins with a G!

Hyper-sexualizing Harley Quinn for no reason is high on the list of dumbest things DC has done. In my cranky old man opinion, at least. A lot of people seem to be into it.