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Doctor Acula
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Pull the strings! Pull the strings!

I called her Annabelle 'cause she kinda looks like a…….. she's the bell of the ball!

The problem is that it seems like dozens because Netflix itself shows you exactly the same recommendations constantly.

I'd totally forgotten about that. That clip is amazing.

Seriously, this is like naming a movie Bread From the Bakery, or Strippers from the Strip Club

My best guess is it's a guy walking in his front door and saying, "Surprise, honey! I got you babies!" while a dump truck full of babies backs up into the driveway

There's very few aspects of Super Metroid that aren't perfect on every level

There's very few aspects of Super Metroid that aren't perfect on every level

Super Metroid's ending is a pretty cool variation on the main theme

Was just about to suggest this. Also, MGS2's ending song is kinda weird, but I think it's appropriately weird for how weird of a game that is.

Was just about to suggest this. Also, MGS2's ending song is kinda weird, but I think it's appropriately weird for how weird of a game that is.

Cod games are vastly inferior to salmon games

Fine, Leela, break my heart again!

Something very strange has happened in this basketball game between space clowns and atomic monsters

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Enough about your promiscuous mother!

Stupid Senior Citizens! Why do we have to pay for their social secu— I DESERVE FREE MONEY

The A.V. Club
Easily amused by its own antics

I knew I should have checked your showboating Globetrotter algebra!

Oh God yes. (Edge crashes)