Hey.  Mr. Goodbars are fantastic.  Fight me!

Never thought I’d see the day when somebody quoted scripture on Deadspin.  Quick, somebody do a dick joke

Well, it hurts a bit since Detroit moved to the Eastern Conference , but I think if the Hawks and Wings ever would up playing for the Cup, the world might explode

96 was about the last good year they had and then they fell off the earth until Kane and Towes showed up in 2007.  They went to the Final Four a couple of years in a row with Belfour/Roenick/Amonte but then that changed to Thibeault/Zhamnov/Amonte and they flew right into toilet.  3000 fans a game and not much else. …

one finals appearance. 2015 and they got beat by   ..... the BLACKHAWKS

Yeah, but there’s a story.....

This was a hose job of the highest order. That was a goal. Finland won.

There was also a year when the Wings lost in the first round to Anaheim when JS Giguerre stood on his head.  

This is reminicient of two years ago when the Blackhawks won the western conference then lost 4-0 to Nashville and only scored two goals the entire series.  Two years later, they missed the playoffs twice, coach Q is down on the other side of Florida and even though they played better this year, the Hawks still have a…

Good one.  Forgot about him.

The list of young players who couldn’t play for the Blackhawks under Q is at least a baker’s dozen . Let’s start with Leddy and Philip Danaugalt, the Hayes brothers and move down . Gustaffson made a big mistake in game seeven against the Blues and he was in the minors for a year and a half.  This year, 17 goals and 60…

Tell me about it.

WHAT .....  BLITHERING ...... IDIOTS!!!

When I was a kid, i saved two years worth of onion bags and sewed them all together with heavy twine to make hockey nets for our floor hockey goals in my basement.  they weren’t 4 by 6 but whenver we would finish a bag, i would save it from the garbage to use when a hole popped up.  You should have seen an 8 year old…

This is a BAD mistake. The refs in quesiton should be disciplined for missing such an obvious call. As for the reviewers in the War Room ..............

I have a niece and two nephews: Two of them go to U of M but the third one, a high school senior, who is the most brilliant and personable can’t seem to get in for some reason. So he’s going to become a Spartan and wreak havoc amogst the family at holiday time.

Obviously, you’ve never heard of the 4- corners offense.  Look up Dean Smith.  Legitimate tactic.   

FWIW, i think that Hanna B is outstandingly gorgeous and will probably be a great Bachelorette once they work out some of the ditziness factor she was displaying on the show last night.

What does that even mean? Or as my avatar might say

This is an incredibly stupid idea promoted  by probably one of the most idiotic football commentators covering the sport today.   This is just one of the reasons I stopped watching pregame shows altogether.  Lunacy!