These Kinja Deals are really getting out of hand

Nothing says, “While you’re here, feel free to rub one out,” like the SI Swimsuit issue.

Black people talk about crime within their own communities constantly. You don’t hear about it because it’s a problem that doesn’t effect or involve you, and that you only care about when you need a false equivalency to shutdown discussions about police brutality and racism.

What’s not fine is a Great Gatsby-themed wedding

Okay, but people pay $300K for memberships to his golf course. If I invite you over to my house for Christmas and take a dump on the rug, sure it’s technically still my call, but I’m also a huge dick for doing so.

Could have been worse, it could have been Walmart.

Of all the people too. Pac had enough real drama in his life to make three movies, why make shit up?

Yeah, this reminds me of a less salacious version of the rose-colored lenses they used to film the NWA movie (specifically around Dre’s violence against women).

Awesome. Stop embellishing shit. Either make the truth interesting, or don’t friggin’ bother making the movie.

Unless they were worried about this particular student getting particularly political in his speech, but I assume they could have just reviewed his speech beforehand? This whole thing seems unnecessary and strange.

Oh, I”m sorry. “Trash panda.”

It’s in the Washington Post article they rehashed.

OH MY GOD IT WAS A JOKE, THIS IS WHY PEOPLE THINK WE’RE OVER DEFENSIVE AND OVER-REACTIVE.

Lol, I’m no art major but I’m pretty sure when I mixed all the paint colours together in school, it was an awful poopy brown.

Acually, I legitimately pictured Jack Donaghy (conservative right, if I recall correctly) in an episode of 30 Rock approving this campaign happily. And only hours after it launches, his little assistant comes and notifies him of many, many phony calls, after which the camera zooms in on Jack Donaghy and he yells out…

Respectfully disagree. The whole point of texting is that it’s asynchronous—you read a text when it’s a good time to, and you respond to it when it’s a good time to. If you have read receipts on and you’re expecting me to read your text right away and answer it right away, and you think I’m telling you to fuck off if…

Because he’s a better person than they are.

Some would consider it to be taking the high road.