I still love Nancy. But that’s probably because when I re-watch Weeds I only watch through season 3, and pretend the whole damn thing ended with her puttering away from a fiery Agrestic on that Segway.

I have some information that he generally hangs out near NYU with that sign and just drifted uptown tonight in search of some reflected attention from the Trump protest. A cool guy, in other words.

The problem here is if you suspended every blundering Big Ten crew you’d need volunteers from the crowds to officiate.

enlarged pee-spattered Sno-Cone and presidential candidate

No no, you’re a defenseless little baby right up until the point when you turn 18, unless of course you’re a minority and being charged with a crime.

Yeah, really though.... Fuck you Greg Hardy, and a big ol’ fuck you to Jerry Jones.

Tell ya what. Go beat the shit out of your girlfriend or boyfriend and see if anyone from the NFL shows up with a $12 million check.

Who gives a shit that he missed 19 games? He should be missing them all and the NFL shouldn’t be enabling this r from franchises. Any claims to moral superiority from the NFL head offices…

Blut und Eisen! Blut und Eisen! should be the new cheer every time he touches the ball.

He looks old enough to release a statement supporting Otto Von Bismarck.

I think “We have given Greg a second chance” admits that he did something wrong in the first place, and recognizing that he did something wrong but not punishing him or advocating any punishment undermines the notion that Jerry Jones and the Cowboys and The NFL take domestic violence seriously. They don't. Football…

“We do not condone domestic violence. We just enable it.”

The problem here (and maybe then as well) is that for all the screaming to get Trump off of SNL, we are playing directly into his hands. If a Latino group actually does have people start shouting things during the taping, it will be an instant PR success for Trump. If the protesting is big enough, again, PR success…

Arguing in favor of corporate excess in front of our current sorry-ass Supreme Court is not the most difficult of feats.

All 31 victories by Blatt were impressive, but I really think her performance in United States v. Fart On My Nephew proves she is up for this job.

The John Doe of Ireland.

Both are distant cousins of Joe Blow.

his duty as a Christian to “make a stand for Christ”

I think you mean “as long as it doesn’t make you look like an asshole”. You have the right to be an asshole, however expect to be called out.

Nah...it’s okay to state your beliefs as long as they have some connection to reality.

I like that Jennifer is kind of exactly how I thought/hoped she would be.