There have been about 171,434,736 movie screenings* in America since Aurora, and two shootings in movie theaters.

Is the company responsible for what happened? Hell no. Are they responsible for how they reacted to lawsuits from shell shocked and grieving families? You bet.

I will always have a soft spot for Drew because way back in the ‘80s, he was a reliable source of sex- and drug-related information for teenagers. Back in the dark ages, if your parents didn’t want to talk about sex, your easily-accessible sources were pretty much your friends (...yeah) and Very Special Episodes of…

I really wish he’d use his last 2 months in office to convert to Islam on live television. Then adopt a puppy, name it Shariah, and push for a law against animal cruelty via puppy kicking while calling it The Shariah law. Just to say people against it support kicking puppies.

Not so different from the power grabbing, mastermind Obama that is single-handedly dismantling the USA, while at the same time he’s goofing off playing golf and is so dumb that he can’t speak without a telepromter.

I think that would have been the end of it if it hadn’t been for Lochte lying to his mom and his mom going to the media. I guess the moral of the story is don’t lie to your mother.

Update (9:53 a.m.): Diniz has just collapsed on the course.

You are obviously smarter than Ryan Lochte, though.

Actually, going through the replies, no one seems angry at all, though people are explain why intent doesn’t matter. But sure, double down on the the stupidity. It is the way of the internet.

Looks to me like you’re the butthurt one.

Your definition of “butthurt” differs greatly from mine. You said an incorrect thing and got corrected. There was a little smarm from some commenters, but butthurt? Nuh uh. You’re the one that looks a little butthurt now.

The headline is a bit misleading. You should definitely experience living on your own in between living with roommates and living with a significant other.

As a black woman I have to get this off my chest. If I see one more black man say this shit was brought up because of Birth of a Nation I am going to scream! I have known about this for at least 3 or 4 years you didn’t want to know don’t start with the conspiracy theories.

I cannot believe how many people are taking your comments as a serious suggestion. I laughed.

Would rather have seen Trevor Noah go.

It’s Naval Air Station Whidbey Island (NASWI).

Being a human Twitter egg is a lonely existence, isn’t it?

Well you certainly inferred quite a bit about my relationship, my workout routine, my sex life, my wife’s commitment to me, and my masturbatory habits based solely on my wife worrying about more important things than my casual summer attire. If only you could calibrate this skill to be both accurate and useful, you…

What about those of us that aren’t LGBTQ or Euro?

Cargo Shorts or GTFO. I'm too old to worry about impressing anyone.