I hope the woman finds out and sues the ever loving crap out of her.

If only they'd had one throw-away line about how they used alien technology to create the internet or something... that's all it would have taken!

My wife’s 10-year-old Yaris has had a total of two unscheduled, non-wear-and-tear maintenance issues in its life and averaged 39+ mpg on a 2,000 mile road trip, loaded with luggage. Judge away! We're too happy with the car to hear you.

Yeah, if that’s how they get a sense of accomplushment, I feel very sad for them.

The outrage about this is part of the whole “YOU SHOULD TEACH FOR LOVE” bullshit that allows us to devalue teachers and pay them and treat them like shit. Sure, take this shitty wage, and these terrible hours, and go into this underfunded school and interact with these students in a perfectly appropriate way (I’ve…

Because that teacher really meant it. Because you’ve never said you wanted to punch someone’s stupid face even though you know damn well you’d never actually punch them. COME ON.

Guess, what. They don’t. They’re blowing off steam because it’s a stressful job. Jesus Christ.

The fact people will mine blocks for days to “rank up” on an obscure server in *Minecraft* blew my mind. Then we got to the part where people pay hundreds of dollars. There wasn’t much left to blow, but that cleared out the rest of my head.

Life’s too fucking short, people.

Oh shit, why did I wiki that? That divers board with their plea for help on it ahhhhhhhhhh! Nightmare.

I’m too traumatized from the first one...

*Don’t buy games you’re certain you won’t get around to playing in the next 6 months. (Hell, I still have a few dozen Xbox 360 games that I’ll, uh, get around to eventually).

He really is the best. Even as adults, my sisters and I call him whenever there’s a problem. He really can fix anything.

I found it! The wrongest post on the internet today.

That makes me so sad. My four older sisters are from my mom’s previous marriage. My dad assumed the role of father as soon as they married — he sincerely loved and cherished my sisters, and gave them every opportunity he gave my twin sister and me. No matter the situation we found ourselves in, he made it clear that…

What else does it seem like in FantasyLand?

So you met my mom then?

MFW Mayor Emanuel tells me to arrest some Black teenagers