*Don’t buy games you’re certain you won’t get around to playing in the next 6 months. (Hell, I still have a few dozen Xbox 360 games that I’ll, uh, get around to eventually).

He really is the best. Even as adults, my sisters and I call him whenever there’s a problem. He really can fix anything.

I found it! The wrongest post on the internet today.

That makes me so sad. My four older sisters are from my mom’s previous marriage. My dad assumed the role of father as soon as they married — he sincerely loved and cherished my sisters, and gave them every opportunity he gave my twin sister and me. No matter the situation we found ourselves in, he made it clear that…

What else does it seem like in FantasyLand?

So you met my mom then?

MFW Mayor Emanuel tells me to arrest some Black teenagers

Interesting, are there any guides or sites online you’d recommend for an Average Joe who is intrigued by your comments?

When I was growing up, my single mother had a rule that she wouldn’t introduce us to a man she was dating until she had been dating him for a year. This served a two-fold purpose. First, it meant we were only introduced to men she was in a serious relationship with and, therefore, we did not have a revolving door of…

Not to nitpick, but what’s wrong with saying he was addicted? Addiction can be physical or psychological dependence and is more often than not a mix of both. I find it quite stigmatising how we have to clarify that Prince was not a lowly drug addict as if he were treating mental or emotional pain, he would be somehow…

That’s really the worst part (and what I view as the only downside) to our schedule. As I get busier and busier it gets harder and harder to see them for a good amount of time during the day.

Our 3 yr olds are 8 - 5:30. If we’re lucky, we get to sleep in til 6am.

I often hear/see friends whose kids are in bed so early, my 2.5 YO is up until 830-930 and sleeps until 9ish. Why in bed so early? i personally dont want to get up that early on days i dont need too (with work sometimes i must anyway)

The last name is definitely one from the Amish community.

Dude I also have a 99 Saturn and that thing is a tank. Burns oil like a motherfucker, though. Jiffy Lube at least gives me free top-ups.

Your gonna go through all these headaches fixing everything and then the next guy who buys it will say it was the best $1,300 Car he ever had and how Honda’s are so damn reliable he never had to replace a thing haha

I had a ‘94 Saturn SL that wouldn’t die no matter how bad I neglected it. 36 mpg without even trying.....

Great advice as always. My fiance and I watch Catfished regularly and we are always amazed at both how people continue to end up catfished and how people continue to do it.