“EIFFEL TOWER!”

Call of Duty: Sticks and Stones, Advanced Cavefighter

Honestly, a sign that just says “no swimming” would not indicate to me that the water is necessarily dangerous—just that I can’t swim there. I’ve been to lakes and quarries where you can float in the water, but you can’t swim. A sign that said, “alligators in water, stay the fuck away from the water” might be a little…

Looking at the pictures of the resort, it looks like an artificial beach down to the water’s edge. If you don’t want people swimming in a lake with fucking alligators, then maybe next time don’t design a resort that looks like the fucking coast of Florida.

Sticking your feet in water is not swimming.

I used to think that Trump, in his heart, leaned left too. He’s a north eastern, former supporter of abortion rights and the social saftey net and anti NRA etc etc etc. I was excited about the possibility that he might actually be good for republicans — help them break away from social issues the majority of americans…

Those thatch roofs practically never collapse, English

He doesn’t want to win. He just doesn’t. He never thought he’d get the nomination, nobody did, it was just a ploy to get some free publicity, which is what he really lives for. But now that there is a chance he could win, he’s panicking because he knows he can’t govern. He doesn’t want to actually sit down and set…

Not my letter. Friend lives out of town.

I don’t know buddy, I’m half Chinese and took several Mandarin classes and it’s obvious Mandarin is the more difficult written language. Everyone knows that. It has over 300 different characters. While pictograms are arguably easier to memorize for children, at the end of the day, phonetic languages can greatly rely…

But what gets mocked is that their actions start and end with the “thoughts and prayers” tweet. I don’t believe any of the people who say “the victims and their families are in my thoughts and prayers” are actually praying for anyone.

I don’t get people who are like, “Surely he must have had help! Who could do this on their own! He must have had support from other terrorists!” Like, uh, no actually literally anyone could do this. Buying a gun and a shit ton of ammo and entering a crowded space and shooting indiscriminately is not rocket surgery.…

If it has happened already, then the niece would not need to be told, hence Abby’s response. She doesn’t assume that it hasn’t happened.

The letter writer is a dumbass who doesn’t know what the hell she wants. There is no half way to telling people a family member is a potential rapist. If you want to tell people, tell them and own it. Otherwise, shut the hell up.

Was this from the director’s cut of Django Unchained?

OK, probably the last thing you want is Genuine Advice, but if I could go back in time and tell my 27-year-old self this, I would, but I can’t, so this is the next-best thing. Get in decent cardiovascular shape. Stop eating garbage. Get a regular checkup from your doctor. Don’t assume you don’t have to worry about…

I’m a man who has been blackout drunk many times. Even with serious “clouded judgement” moments there was never a time where I thought “I should have sex with this unconscious girl”. You either have morals or you don’t. He doesn’t.

Every last person on Earth must be fictionally represented perfectly and just as they’d choose to be at all times. No matter what. #realistic

Wow, you sound like a gender-neutral dud.