One of the stranger things I've noticed on Gawker is the tendency toward this weird super liberalism that manages to start dictating black reality to black people.

lose my shit

There are still 72 days before this starts? Fuck you, time.

A few minutes before the tweets started, I had gotten an email from Domino's, letting me know that my pizza order was ready, payable with cash upon delivery. I'd shrugged it off as a glitch in their ordering system. I hadn't ordered a pizza, and the address listed on the order was an apartment I hadn't lived in for a…

I knew you were trouble when you logged in.

Yeah i have some memories like these too...

Your mother sounds like my mother; I cut her out of my life when I was 16 (I lived with my father) and asked her for an apology for the beatings and neglect that she inflicted upon me. Her response was basically a shrug that I could visualize over the phone. I just had to get on with life knowing that there would be…

Thanks for the input! I do appreciate hearing the perspective from "the other side" in things like this.

oh shit, me too...and i forgot until i readyr comment. . .. in my defense, i didn't know until we had done the deed a couple times.

A guy whom after causing so much drama at a party, by drunkenly hitting on all my friends and kissing several who were already in relationships, left me something on the desk in the morning after we had sex.

Unless the place you're ordering from specifically says that the delivery drivers get the delivery fee, they actually probably don't. I delivered for two different shops over the years (a sandwich shop and a pizza chain) and drivers didn't get the delivery fee at either one. I know Domino's has it right on their boxes…

Definitely. We also don't make a bunch of noise if there is a mistake. We just say, hey we know you guys are busy, when you have a chance and are coming back out this way, etc etc. It usually has to be a pretty big mistake too, like an entire entree missing or something, for us to say anything. They know us well…

I'll be honest, the outrage over Hollywood pay disparities is strange to me; headlining actors always negotiate their pay. If a studio is paying an actress less than an actor for similar work, it's because the actress' agent and/or lawyer did not do their job. Or do we expect producers to voluntarily pay money they…

Its funny but.. This Is My Wife. I do all the cooking and most of the cleaning. She is a MASTER at avoiding household chores.

You noticed where Virginia has two Democratic senators and a Democratic governor, right? McDonnell and some of his friends might be ass-backwards,but please leave my state out of it.

Dear DoucheBob,

In 3 years I've drank soda a total of 3 times, as a treat. Its unbelievable how good it tastes (especially when you haven't had it for so long) so I can understand why people drink it non stop. But cutting soda out of my life alone made a huge difference in my health and well being.

I love that movie XD Winner takes it all!

Yes, Sir/Madame,