Nobody believes that this is their last tour lol.

I think it’s a sloppy reference to “Beth.”

She’s free to do whatever she likes, but sexual assault is a crime. If I sexually assault one of my coworkers, the least that happens to me is that I get fired. If somehow it gets around to another prospective employer that I sexually assaulted a coworker at my last job, I probably won’t be hired there. None of that…

Maybe they meant their “final tour of 2023.”

I saw them on their first Farewell Tour, when Ace and Peter were briefly back in the band.

Definitely an oversight.

If you truly believe these are the final shows, Gene Simmons has a shitty, overpriced KISS coffin to sell you.

“Sometimes the question’s not that interesting, and you just fucking zone out, and you’re looking at a ceiling because it’s really pretty.”

Raising the prices of movie tickets according to inflation IS FUCKING INFLATION

Yes, in the context of inflation, which is what we hear all the time. There has been inflation in every decade. So in real terms, already overpriced movie tickets are getting even more expensive.

If they were really smart, they would have reduced the price for the crappier seats, then waited a little while to quietly raise the price of all the seats later.  They’d end up in the same place, but with less ill will from the customers.

It sounds like he’s talking about raising the prices on other seats and trying to make people think they won. The front seats aren’t exactly discounted. Their prices just haven’t gone up.... for now.

Yeah you’ve fucking made that very clear in your 5 different responses. Learn how to use the internet grandpa, or better yet, get the fuck off of it and stop defending millionaires for wanting more money at our expense. 

No, it’s not. He’s talking about RAISING the prices for middle seats, not lowering the market rate cost for first row seats.

You’re just supposed to lick the corporate boot, not swallow it whole.

^{That one guy wearing three coats is really throwing the whole system off.}

Also...do they really expect the 16-year-old kids working their enforce the seating plan? 

I love the front row. The debilitating neck ache that follows lets me know I’m alive.

Heat maps! Now that’s how to use your data! I’m amused at the idea that in researching this, someone basically had to be a weatherman for asses.

I just got back from seeing the re-release of Everything Everywhere at one of my local theaters. I paid...$7 and could sit anywhere I wanted. I probably won’t go to an AMC any time soon, especially with this scheme going on.