That’s not what “spurned” or “green thumb” means

An “Equalizer” without cocaine??? What’s next: Florida-based shows without meth? Texas without guns? Vegas without hookers?

Couldn't agree more, his levels of insufferability must be fatal if exposed to for too long 

Who’s Andy Devine?

Yes, we get it. You’re Billy Badass. My guess is that you would be Billy Bitch the second your slap didn’t knock Carrey down.

Depp knew for a fact he abused Amber Heard, and he still filed a lawsuit against her, so...

Because losing a multi-million dollar lawsuit for assault isn’t worth it?

Everything Everywhere All at Once was a FANTASTIC movie. Totally bonkers in many spots but at the same time truly emotional and heartfelt in others.

Passengers sucked, but its problems weren’t the result of being a sci-fi film. It was:

It would be fun if everyone in a theater had a “pause” button so they could run grab a leak and snacks as needed.

Yeah, Cameron comparing a three hour cinema movie to his kids binging TV shows is a little baffling. Movies are a kind of lock in thing. Once it starts, you are in there, for better or worse. So if a filmmaker decided to bleed a movie out, your options are to sit there or forfeit your movie ticket. TV shows are under…

I can’t unsee something I don’t even see.

“Florence Pugh has one of the most recognizable faces in Hollywood—..”

Is this literally an article about a couple of Tweets a guy made and how he’s not in a movie that nobody ever said he was in?

A minor theological point: most practicing Catholics in the states don’t actually abstain from meat on Fridays! That hasn’t been a requirement for decades, and a couple of generations have grown up without this being taught. Many (maybe most?) practicing Catholics do abstain from meat on Fridays during Lent, when…

honestly it seems like a lot of the hate comes from the fact that most of these restaruants only have 1 or 2 really good items an the rest are trash:

Shhhhh, the writer is just paraphrasing the exact verbiage on USDA’s site about prime grading. Talk about lazy fucking writing. 

You can still shame CFL fans... and In and Out ones.

“I’m so hungry I could eat at Arby’s.” I truly believe that most of our nation’s disdain for Arby’s can be clocked to The Simpsons’ decision to repeatedly make it a punchline throughout the span of the series

I get that this movie blows... but is the fact that it “missed” an opportunity to dive into the fascinating Balinese culture really a legit compliant? It’s a Romantic comedy staring 2 a-listers that is meant to be meaningless fluff.  It sounds like it fails at even that but did you really expect anyone to go to a…