Jesus, you’re a lousy human being.

He responded directly to a question from an interviewer for an article that was mostly about his physical appearance. I’m not that invested in Zac Efron or Hattie Lindert, I just don’t understand the OMG-why-is-he-talking-about-this tone of celebrity gossip bloggers when (1) The answer is usually that someone asked…

That’s just bull shit. Every good thing that has ever happened was because someone complained. I can vote because women before me bitched about not being able to vote. I can wear pants in public for the same damn reason. Complaining is GOOD.

Ooh, tell us your story about surviving in this business as a young woman with sufficiently thick skin!

Oh right, the problem isn’t the misogynistic trolls, the problem is that she COMPLAINED about misogynistic trolls. What women used to know but modern women have forgotten is that they’re supposed to keep their mouths shut when boys are being boys. Why, misogyny and abuse will simply vanish once women stop talking…

Oh yeah if she gets better at ??? she’ll stop getting harassed. That makes sense.

Is it Cheryl or Sheryl?

The new format includes:

Does the new format include other people who tried to overthrow the government? Are we limiting it to just Americans who tried to overthrow their government?

Why is this here? Jezebel is over there --->

Clapping for that long seems insane to me - I saw the stage version of Matilda in London last month and thought it was superb, and the lead actress was just amazing, receiving a standing ovation from everyone in the audience. But even then we only clapped for about four or five minutes, and it was only that long…

Please stop paying attention to this attention-whore racist labor-stealing pile of shit.

Krist Novoselic needs to be the person delivering the daily firm hard slap.

I’d put it at somewhere between 1 and 6 depending on the martial status of his parents and grandparent.

But he “made a contribution to music history”! You know who made a incalculably larger contribution to music history? Nirvana. I’m guessing the number of people who bought Nevermind specifically for the baby on the album cover, and not just any baby but specifically that baby, is pretty close to zero.

“You’ll hook up with a hot chick, and then they figure out you’re not making any money from it and they’ll dump you.”

Also, please get me your tiniest violin to play for his tale of woe regarding using his “celebrity” to hook up with hot chicks, who then dump him cause he’s not flush with baby album cover money.

“Though it seems pretty inarguable that Elden deserves more than $200 for his contribution to music history, it looks like he’s going to need to find a different avenue to get it.”

If they’re alt-right trolls, how is it not for “bad” reasons?

Having carried a p-38 in my pocket in my late teens and early 20 and giving up. they are sharp and damage your pockets and things in your pocket. Just keep one handy and not necessarily on your person.