Wrong. The modern correct approach is to bring in a bright young talent to play Laura, then have her discover some MacGuffin that opens a tear in the multiverse so that Jolie and Vikander can both make cameos. Bonus geek points if Minnie Driver and Hayley Atwell also cameo. The video game actresses are never…

Or...or, ok- hear me out - what we do is instead try to put in constant gameplay beats that only have value to the consumer if they’re interactive and in control of them into the non-interactive medium of cinema. Eh? Eh? Works for every other video game movie!

Now be honest, none of you remembered this movie existed, did you?

When I tell people “I still need to watch season five of Orphan Black,” you know what they never do? Agree. (Sigh.)

This sounds like the most oblique follow up ever. I honestly don't know what to make of this at all.

as well as just about every recipe blog on the planet—this dish is promoted as “Mexican street corn salad.”

Yup. That was my first thought as well. This can’t be just a straight-up biopic, can it?

At least Adam Driver has his Italian accent perfected. 

Because Mars, Inc. has money and other people want some of it.

I’m no big city lawyer, but I have a hard time seeing how you’re gonna sue a company for using an FDA approved ingredient

Couple of thought on the specific items mentioned:

I don’t understand the whole ‘The Sky Is Falling’ attitude in this article. Who cares what people on TikTok say about anything, really?

That’s water, conceding to the pressure of gravity.

I think the problems lies in the fact that they’re willing to show Trump “deep state” ads, but they won’t show this. 

Ah the classic “I assume my opinion is everyone’s opinion because I’m always right” mindset. Wait never mind I don’t exist in your narrative!

Meanwhile, enjoy this picture of a mall fountain.

It’s practically an ad for straw men.

“But it’s amusing to see some people assuming that if Hulu doesn’t run these ads, people will never, ever learn about...”

Don’t see an issue if their stance is just no political ads whatsoever.

The big issue is storage and shipping. Candies and cookies are shelf stable and require no refrigeration. Most meat products are neither. It should be possible to infuse savory baked goods, like crackers, but that adds issues of packaging to prevent crushing the product.