Gee, who wouldn’t want a job with a random schedule and common work hours during time when your family is home. Or a job that will likely still leave you eligible for public assistance. Or a job that has no benefits or retirement. Or a job that puts you on the frontline with entitled customers that aren’t afraid of…

Restaurant owners: We can’t find people who want to work here!

Could be on to something here. Paying more might attract even more, higher quality candidates.

Bulk has been put on pause in whole foods and some other locations because it suffers from similar issues to buffets. Mainly dirty hands and such. There are ones that have the dispenser styles, but moist items usually don’t go in those.

Do you know how many episodes of Billy on the Street that could’ve given us instead? Like, 10,000+

I used to buy a lot in bulk because I could buy small quantities of something since there are just two of us.

This movie is terrible. So mind-numbingly stupid and noisy in every way that it’s like standing over someone’s shoulder and watching while they play a really dumb video game. The scientific literacy is worse than that awful Ad Astra.

So you’re going to go ahead and call Neil DeGrasse Tyson the “worst online personality”, when Ben Shapiro, Matt Gaetz, Marjorie Taylor Green, Lauren Boebert, and Kent State Gun Girl still exist?

Secondly, Steak-Adjacent-Substances is actually not making the point they think they are making. Science is the process…

Uh, as others have said, that’s stealing. Also, when will teens realize that posting something about this online is about the worst mistake you can make because it’s a) evidence if the store owner presses charges and b) going to get the loophole shut down immediately.

Yep. Straight up stealing. 

This reminds me of Todd Barry’s “Hot Travel Tips” bit where his friend’s money-saving advice is to pay for hotel wifi, call the front desk and tell them it’s not working, and then keep using it.

Right? And the idiot replying, “If i was a Domino’s employee...” obviously has never worked in foodservice. That’s 3 more pizzas they had to cook, possibly in the middle of a rush. Now these underpaid guys and gals are having to work twice as hard as they normally do to feed selfish customers.

When I was in college, a lot of my fellow students would do similar things at the cafeteria. Some people would grab an apple or banana for a snack later, while others would end up with a backpack full of food, toilet paper, plateware, or pretty much anything not nailed down. These weren’t kids who didn’t have money,…

That’s straight-up stealing, there’s no cleverness here, they are simply turning a promotion into a cheat. If you and your friends can’t fill yourself up on pizza with this deal, stealing more just makes you look like an asshole. You could have been full all day without the grift, but instead you chose to be “clever”…

• Why are the other forces evil? I feel in the hands of good writers that that would be a matter of perspective.

Look, all i’m going to say is that the Legends would have sorted that all out in no time flat...

If this is Fisher not being cryptic, maybe he should go back to being cryptic. Because if this is the whole story basically boils down to:

Every time they do the meat sketch, they constantly act like it smells and they are just about sick from it.  Are they really just leaving meat around all day because it shouldn’t smell. Most of the time it seems like perfectly fine meat. I don’t know. I’ve never understood the point of this sketch where they all act…

My favorite DMX moment was the time he showed up to an award show with his dog and the dog had actual metal plate body armor on.  Someone asked him why and he said “You never know when an enemy is gonna roll up and try to shoot your dog”.  Funny and heart warming and also kinda insane.  I hope he pulls through. 

Oh, wow, it looks even worse than I expected.