1 tweet about a poorly executed pie hardly makes for the earth shattering news story that you want it to be.

It’s possible to waste so much good will that ten years later people still don’t owe you a second chance. It’s also possible for a joke to miss its intended target so badly that it doesn't read as hitting the intended target. 

I’ve decided not to read it and pretend that what you thought (which is what I thought too) is actually the truth.

Humanity doesn’t need to be saved from Ben Shapiro. I know he has popular YouTube debate videos DESTROYING!!! college sophomores or whatever but he’s basically a nobody with a tiny production company. If Joe Rogan would quit having him on his podcast every four months or so, Shapiro would disappear like the morning…

I had the same reaction.  It’s understandable that the joke flew over some people’s heads, but after having it explained to them, I don’t know how anyone could still be upset.

It feels like a lot of people have lost or abandoned the ability to differentiate a joke that is about a subject from a joke at the expense of a subject.

Is it weird that only saw that first Tweet and immediately knew they were talking about the foodservice industry’s problem with misogyny? I think the only people who were upset by that were the people who’ve been ignoring it.

A long time ago - but still this century! - a former co-worker thought they’d clean a disgusting break room sponge by nuking it. I don’t know how long it was in there, but the sponge ignited & set off the fire alarm. RIP microwave, and that breakroom smelled hideous for the next few weeks.

Dude, butter AND bacon grease. It’s like a delicious heart attack we all crave.

A kid caused a fire at my high school with the CD in the microwave thing. For god knows what reason he set the microwave for twenty minutes and then left the room. Burned up a couch and made two rooms smell awful for the rest of the year.

Back in the 90's I did installation projects out of an office that also repaired computer equipment. We got a lot of desktop PC’s, and each one came with at least two cd’s that were just treated as trash — so I asked them to save them all for me. They had no problem with this, since they had to be disposed of in a…

But I thought the youtube “hacks” were all about tricking people into doing unsafe things, mostly by exploding their microwaves, thus weeding out the most gullible fraction of the population, and also children.

I question whether anyone actually likes cloud eggs, even if crisped better than a microwave. They feel like a purely instagram thing that wouldn't actually be that pleasant to eat for breakfast.

I’ve tried past mwave egg experiments and found them lacking. Nothing matches an egg fried in butter, with a runny yoke and crispy bottom. I think the flavour of fried egg with S&P, bacon, and buttered toast to mop it up is one of my top ten. I won’t even drink coffee until I’m done eating so I don’t denature the…

I feel like this may be the same one I told you about the other day, but just in case, I want to let you know about it. (Also, you may already know since I think you were commenting on that post, too.)

I noticed she pluralized whites, then singularized the yolk. Might mean nothing but the volume looks big for one white, so potential health advice for better or worse. Fried is fine.

These are the same kind of people who only have sex to procreate. 

She is probably one of those people that only eats for nutrients.

People are bored and miserable and jealous of internet food trends, they’re also overworked and have less free time and want any shortcuts to make their lives a fraction easier while feeling more luxurious. At least this is possible, unlike those Youtube algorithm-centric videos conning people into burning themselves…

If I wanted to watch Tik Tok food shit, I would just go to Tik Tok.