This should only be a surprise if you don’t know that Kroger owns all the grocery stores in the country. Who the hell would you even peg as second place? Not exactly like there’s a huge national sushi specific chain restaurant that I’m shocked isn’t on top of the list.

Why write about this at all if you’re not going to use the word glizzy?

Delivery for places that do their own delivery is vastly different than restaurants that only do delivery through a third party service. The inclusion of Domino’s in this piece is nonsensical.

I like self checkout at the grocery store because I’ll put all of my items into two bags, as opposed to the 8 bags that the grocery store employee will decide I need to have, each with just a few items in them.

As always, cfa is a horrible company that should go fuck themselves.

Also the cheese would mellow the salsa roja, eliminating that whole section about how the salsa is too hot.

This is very stupid.

I’m quite stunned by the number of people in these comments saying that qdoba is better. Every time I’ve gotten food from them, it tastes like all the ingredients are just low quality.

I really hate the thing where every show that has ever aired has a podcast with members of the cast discussing the show now. It was much more fun when comedians did those podcasts instead.

I didn’t have any idea who she was before these stories started coming out and I doubt I’ll be hearing her name much in the future.

I have no idea whatsoever how a coroner would go about determining whether an overdose was intentional or not.

The horrid writers around here have no clue what the hell grammar rules are.

Yes, every time there’s a subway article, everyone comments about the insane amount of locations, and lax franchise rules that allow a subway to be a block away from another subway.

I like them a lot, but they’re in far too small of bags and cost too much compared to other snacks.

This isn’t just a chicken sandwich problem. Popeye’s is very very slow and generally quite likely to get your order wrong.

Hooray an episode where nothing actually happens for 98% of it!

How he can be mean to trans people, he’s nice to me, a person who isn’t trans!

Because new pop music is really lacking right now. I don’t even think there’ve been enough songs that have caught on at all to have a song of the summer conversation.

Why is she hanging out with Eminem though?

He could have had someone else say poppycock if he wanted to make the inside joke to his wife’s family.