Well this seems like a terrible idea, but The Jungle Book was the only good one of their remakes so far.

Buddah’s menu was the one that I would have picked if given the choice of the three, and he apparently nailed every dish. I really don’t buy that Sarah would have won if she hadn’t horribly undercooked her liver.

Well that can’t be right, Travis Scott said there was no way that a performer on stage could see something happening in the crowd, even if it was multiple people being trampled to death and ambulances being brought in.

It sounds like the consensus was really that there is nothing gained by wrapping a burger in paper but the author refused to accept that. And white manna should try some seasonings.

Cheddar jalapeno is just a great flavor all around everywhere.

Eric Andre is the prototypical example of trying way too hard.

Instead he made it about being a terrible show.

That definitely sucks

Nope this is not a real thing at all. Seriously.

I don’t understand why we’re still unclear on what happened. New York City is full of surveillance cameras. They could see the whole incident and definitively give us an answer. And fuck Eric Adams. And Megyn Kelly. And Piers Morgan.

No. There’s a reason that no one puts chocolate and cheese together. Even though both things are wonderful on their own.

Well shit, this time it absolutely is the children who are wrong.

Adding american cheese to the sweet onion teriyaki sounds pretty disgusting.

I have seen these in my grocery store and have absolutely no desire to try any of them. BLT is not a flavor that can translate to a potato chip, buffalo chicken is entering an already saturated market of buffalo hot chips, and a cuban without pork is not a cuban, and with pork would definitely be disgusting as a…

Yeah that phonetic pronunciation of Louis Vuitton is absolutely incorrect.

Anyone who has children or knows anyone who has children knows that it’s a problem.

Feta pasta. That is the only good one. Ever. The rest should be ignored or shouted down.

Dennis loves to tell us that one is good.

I hope you bookmarked this article for the day you fully died inside.

Well that’s awful news.