Yeah I’m not sure who these people are who have an overabundance of fresh figs lying around.

Ketchup is for children. 

Right because ketchup is tomato paste and sugar. Salsa has flavors.

Holy shit was the explanation of all their careers that made up paragraphs three through six of this articles really needed?

Disney did also buy the MLB California Angels and change their name to the Anaheim Angels because of their movie Angels in the Outfield and to promote the existence of the city of Anaheim, where Disneyland is.

I mean, the show open took like 3 minutes to get through last season because the cast list was so incredibly long.

Outisde of a celebrity game show piece, SNL has never really been a good place for impressionists.

I mean yeah they probably shot and killed your family member and are covering it up.

I was very confused as to why or how the movie Prey was in any way at all related to Bethesda.

Sometimes stand up comedians aren’t exactly at their sharpest anymore decades into their careers once they’ve become extremely rich and successful and detached from reality.

Ok sure then his top 3 and how they rated in categories and how he decided on the ratings. Just, you know, something more in depth than this very base level post.

It should really be obvious to everyone at this point that the police are a completely unreliable source at all times.

Yeah even just how he ranked them personally would have been neat.

Literally every descriptor of the sandwich in this review made it sound completely awful, but it gets a pass because wingstop tosses the chicken in their sauces?

Um yeah there’s a reason that banana peppers are offered as a topping option at just about every single sandwich shop. And you can get those customization options by going to the store as well.

I’m also perplexed by this. I googled “Italian mixed sub” thinking maybe some specific restaurant would come up, but the only thing on the first three pages of the google results using that terminology was one food.com recipe article. And it was submitted by a JL-6680, which are not the initials of this writer.

Fucking hell tiktok is so stupid.

You pronounce FOIA like a word, not say the individual letters, so it’s a FOIA request, not an FOIA request.

I hope at some point these shitbags get bankrupted in a defamation suit.

Regionality of radio stations died decades ago when clear channel (now iheartradio) started owning everything. Especially pop stations. I think maybe you just hear Harry Styles and don’t realize it.