Kate Bush is, as ever, an absolute delight.

He may just be a small town country dirtside, not one of those fancy-talking high-falutin’ big city dirtsides, but he knows his onions. 

Maybe I was hungry when I wrote this, maybe I wasn’t. Who can say?

Short-term thinking also explains the most tedious criticism of the first film: that it’s just Dances With Wolves in space, complete with all the problematic “going native” and “white savior” aspects of the narrative. Put aside for a moment the fact that Cameron’s actual credited inspiration is Edgar Rice Burroughs’ Jo…

RIP Terry. “Ghost Town” smashes.

“Finally”? If these comments are to be believed, seems like it would be easier to list the movies which don’t somehow involve intergenerational trauma.

In order to seize the significance of the elongated wait for James Cameron’s sweet-natured, splendid, and dizzyingly futuristic Avatar: The Way Of Water, it’s tempting to reach for a well-known line from Titanic: “It’s been 84 years.”

On the one hand, given Cameron’s track record of successes, I get why the whole “don’t bet against him!” meme has emerged.

Isn’t it only schadenfreude if there’s an actual misfortune to take pleasure in? Otherwise it’s just... thinking James Cameron is a bit of a dick. 

(Fraser plays a 600-pound man, which has been controversial, to say the least)

Honestly, I don’t care what anyone else says, I found Indy being on the wrong end of “why don’t you just pull a gun out and shoot him?” for once to be laugh-out-loud charming. I think I’m in. 

I doubt it TBH; would anyone really be talking about Avatar in the year of our Lord 2022 if they weren’t making another one?

Maybe a wee bit too much use of the “monster dragging people to their deaths / maulings” trope for one trailer, but can’t deny that it looks as much fun as a movie about a coked-up bear should be. 

Okay, I’ve been prolonging this discussion for longer than I should have as well. I’ll concede that. I could have dropped the matter much sooner as well. We could have agreed to disagree. I mightn’t have been acting as maturely as I could have throughout our conversation. And if I’ve said anything that has caused…

Dude, surely you must realise that the fact that you’re still keeping this going even after I’ve offered to let it drop is just further evidence that you’re obviously really unnecessarily invested in this despite insisting otherwise.

If you say so, my friend, I’ll leave it there. Just know that your general tone, attitude and the nature of your responses throughout this page have very much suggested otherwise, no matter how many times you patronise me by calling me ‘kiddo’. 

Ah, but it’s a different kind of fatal illness!

Says the person white-knighting for the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe.

I’d like to believe that, but honestly? You haven’t been sounding amused. You’ve been sounding very annoyed.

Son, why not find a totally different article where someone is making a criticism of Marvel that isn’t totally fucking stupid and go die on that hill