It was Ryan Minor. It was always Ryan Minor.

Oh I like him.

The reality is, you CANNOT pull LOTR out of these films, or even The Hobbit book itself, because of how much LOTR really changed things.

Personally, I'll take the 9 hour version. I had no issue with it.

It's not like the game counts for anything. He'll do great.

The temperature a beer is served at is a big part of #12. I don't want a stout or sour served at 33 degrees. It should be cellar temp. And definitely don't keep your glasses in a freezer.

As long as the galaxy doesn't go plaid.

As with the LOTR films, the extended cuts are superior so far, and I anticipate that to be the case with Five Armies.

I agree, VA has 350 liquor stores, MD has 951. Virginia has one liquor store every 122 square miles. In MD? One liquor store every 13 square miles. You may not be able to buy beer at many grocery stores in MD, but where can you buy beer? LIQUOR STORES!

the judge presiding over the trial has issued a ban on all NFL-related gear inside the courtroom

"If the game had never drawn concern from people, including people who write blogs about video games, the game would've been published."

If they want to take a stand against needlessly harmful games or, at the very least, make a statement about their stance on these matters so developers/gamers can act accordingly, they need to be more specific. It's not that hard, either. Just a few paragraphs would get the job done.

Get in line. The Browns owe everyone an apology.

"We will see less continuity concerns?" God I hope so. Canon is the goddamn straitjacket of imagination.

This is my favorite thing you write all year. The pathos, the whip-saw between guilt and desire, the bone deep self-loathing of comfortable white liberals. Soooo Good. fuck, I gotta go jerk off.

Hated Jack from Lost, with a passion that could fuel a small nation for a decade. That is, until he went from this type-a douche to batshit insane. For what it's worth, I'm one of those weirdos who thought the show got better over time.

So, let me get this straight: Missori cops want to punish black men for putting their hands up and saying "Don't shoot." Hrm.

My only conplaint is that it wasn't 2+ hours long and showed all the scenes in order.

Think of Disney's "official" EU as the Star Wars equivalent of Agents of SHIELD.

"Hi, is this Jason? Yeah, uhh... is your refrigerator running? It is? Well, you better go catch it! I'm just kidding, I know you'll catch it, your UZR/150 was 20.5 last season, anyway hi this is Adam Wainwright."