It was Ryan Minor. It was always Ryan Minor.

Oh I like him.

The reality is, you CANNOT pull LOTR out of these films, or even The Hobbit book itself, because of how much LOTR really changed things.

Personally, I'll take the 9 hour version. I had no issue with it.

It's not like the game counts for anything. He'll do great.

The temperature a beer is served at is a big part of #12. I don't want a stout or sour served at 33 degrees. It should be cellar temp. And definitely don't keep your glasses in a freezer.

I agree, VA has 350 liquor stores, MD has 951. Virginia has one liquor store every 122 square miles. In MD? One liquor store every 13 square miles. You may not be able to buy beer at many grocery stores in MD, but where can you buy beer? LIQUOR STORES!

the judge presiding over the trial has issued a ban on all NFL-related gear inside the courtroom

"If the game had never drawn concern from people, including people who write blogs about video games, the game would've been published."

If they want to take a stand against needlessly harmful games or, at the very least, make a statement about their stance on these matters so developers/gamers can act accordingly, they need to be more specific. It's not that hard, either. Just a few paragraphs would get the job done.

Get in line. The Browns owe everyone an apology.

This is my favorite thing you write all year. The pathos, the whip-saw between guilt and desire, the bone deep self-loathing of comfortable white liberals. Soooo Good. fuck, I gotta go jerk off.

So, let me get this straight: Missori cops want to punish black men for putting their hands up and saying "Don't shoot." Hrm.

"Hi, is this Jason? Yeah, uhh... is your refrigerator running? It is? Well, you better go catch it! I'm just kidding, I know you'll catch it, your UZR/150 was 20.5 last season, anyway hi this is Adam Wainwright."

I once scooped Ken Rosenthal too. Only I did it with a tortilla chip.

So, you're saying he was acting as a dekoy?

Black Flag or Brotherhood, one of the two. I love the messy ambition of III, too!

They just got carried away because they're so concerned about ethics in journalism.

Why do I get diarrhea from only McDonalds?

Ma'am, can you please describe your attacker as specifically as possible?