Since forever, or at least the late 1970s.

Those are not questions asked in good faith, but just disingenuous nonsense.

Not milk chocolate, no

Here today, gone tomorrow. I expect to eventually see these in the bargain bin next to all the failed trendy fake-meat and gluten free products. It’s a nice idea to target these tiny markets, but foolish to think those markets can actually financially sustain keeping these products on store shelves.

I shudder to think of what is going on right now in the Van Leeuwen test kitchens.

I just watched an insta-reel of someone trying this and they ruled it too ranchy for ice cream, but then adapted by just using it as a frozen dip for chicken wings. I wonder if this could actually work with spicy wings, you’re already getting the cooling aspect of the creamy sauce and then you up it, could be nice for…

I will try them but I will not have high expectations. I am glad they are trying new things. 

They need to change the form factor, make it a reese’s big cup and the ratios should work out better. they could also increase the peanut butter content so that the chocolate layer is thinner since it seems to be sturdier anyways.

Oh, dairy. Right. For a moment, I was thinking that there was some kind of mystery meat in peanut butter cups.

The Mac n Cheese is one of my favorites. I got kind of hooked on it and had to learn to make it myself once it was hard to find.

They thought long and hard about their response. Such upstanding folk.

Thin mints are over hyped. I have bought them long ago but determined that my taste seems far different from a lot of others. I thought they were more like desert sand coated with a somewhat minty flavored, so-called chocolate “stuff.” The Girl Scout cookies are sometimes sold by the girls in front of stores and very…

Just move the operations to Arkansas and the scouts can work in the cookie factories directly!

You’re gonna flip out when you hear about Harold and Maude.

It’s a weird concept for a film and the age gap certainly makes it iffier but it does seem like an existing narrative trope that happens a lot more— the idea that parents are concerned about their sons being virgins and sometimes are desperate enough to hire sex workers as a misguided confidence booster/rite of passage…

I feel like somebody else probably actually created this, the person just hadn’t seen it before.

I have a Matt Murdock Funko that randomly decided to become sort of valuable. I also have a Billy the Puppet (from SAW) Funko that is worth a lot now. The Babymetal Funkos are worth a lot. If I have all of these and they ended up being worth something, I’m sure there are loads of others that are the same thing. My…

Wow...

Over the long run, 99 percent of Funkos are worthless outside of whatever depraved joy fans get from occasionally making eye contact with the ones lining their shelves.

Dammit, where were you when Funko needed you the most!?