Okay, fine, but if you don’t sign them FilthyWhore how will I know who it’s from?

I think of him as either his character from Sleepy Hollow, or Denethor, or John Noble Guest Starring as John Noble, from Legends of Tomorrow.

Most of the airports I travel through have either fountains or filling stations for empty water bottles. Platypus makes some really nice collapsible ones that are perfect for the job.

They’d think even more than twice if they were extradicted, convicted, and serving 20-to-life.

It was the first ever gut-punch I got from a TV show.

As if I wouldn’t ALSO pet my robot guard dog.

The answer to (2) is usually yes, as the U.S. government has sued John Does and Jane Roes in the past. I seem to recall that other online harassment, cyberstalking, and swatting have been prosecuted that way.  I would expect the answer to (1) to be “it depends on the Terms of Use” that users agree upon.

Okay, but what is the complaint in the lawsuit, and what does it ask for? That is basic information missing from this article.  A link to the suit would also be good practice.

This idea appeals to me, at a very fundamental level. Om.

Well, Pittsburghers put their fries on deli sandwiches (and salads). Primanti Bros. made it infamous from 1933 onwards.

You gotta personalize your living quarters.

I don’t want to test efficacy of gamma ray bursts, thanks.

I would emphasize two associated points within this line of reasoning.

Drone burrito delivery would be kinda fun.

Have you been to Newark? I totally get the John Wick anxiety that being abandoned there could create.

It’s only the end of the story if you believe that the story is all about you? XD

If they’re anything like groundhogs, it’s time to raise the white flag. Due to hunting of the natural predators of Marmota monax, they are estimated to be more abundant in the suburban U.S. now than at any time in their evolutionary history.

I usually add “...slowly” to make them chuckle.

Came here for this, not leaving disappointed.

Take your damned star.