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Doctor Impossible
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You.

It is, and will forever always be, National Airport.

If i could put an additional point on the star I’m giving you, I would.

If there was only a pithy and accurate term to describe Ivanka, but I’m at a loss.....

“Repeal Obamacare! Don’t touch my Affordable Care, though!”

This amazing write up makes me kind of sad that I never played New Vegas. Has it aged it okay? I’m guessing it hasn’t.

Okay, I admit it. I thought you were being serious until you broke out Schultz. Good work!

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.

Did you see the social media post from Turner maybe a week or so ago? He posted a photo of himself on the podium at some junior swimming event with the caption that read something like “happier times before SHE happened”. One of his comments was appropriately appalled and called him out on his shit. Fuck Brock Turner,

Good. Fuck him. Giving slaps on the wrist to sociopathic shitheels isn’t a service we really need today.

People don’t preface anything they actually believe with “I believe.” Like, any sentence that starts that way is guaranteed to be bullshit. “I believe in reincarnation.” No, you don’t. You’d like to, it sounds nice, but you don’t. If I asked you where your car is you wouldn’t say “I believe it’s where I left it.” You

As Americans we must make our opposition to this administration and their support of the second amendment clear. Guns are the tools of war. We are a peaceful society. We do not need guns.

We represent the Racist Munchkins,

Best Christian film? Life of Brian.

For a religious person, he sure doesn’t know much about his religion.

“A lot of people are tired of political correctness and being constrained by it,” he told HuffPost. “People prefer when there’s an outsider who doesn’t have anything to lose and is willing to say what’s on a lot of people’s minds.”

Glad to see all of these useless center-right folks who have been saying “tsk tsk” at Trump for the last year can still manage to also hop on the shame wagon for Bee.

Ivanka Trump is not just a cunt, she is a spoiled, entitled cunt.

“We feel very strongly that we shouldn’t give things away, because when you have to work for something it gives you a sense of self efficacy,” Foley told Vice.

The horrifying triumphant rise of Roseanne followed by the almost immediate fall was so brief that it was comical.