IT IS ABOUT FUCKING TIME.

And not a moment too soon. Bye, Harv.

The thing I find funniest about evangelicals...actually, two things I find funny about them:

I would say parents and society in general need to think critically about the value of toughness in society. I don’t mean rushing to hold your kid if they fall and scrape their knee. That’s a low-risk, high-reward learning experience. It’s fair to let your kids do things that lead to problems that either the body…

Wow the art of the deal, indeed.

Is it me or is Meghan McCain getting dumber?

You’re drunk Knockout, go home.

Remember, Jesus said “fuck the poor, help no one!”

He only had the most stressful job in the fucking world for eight fucking years. He’s a fucking private fucking citizen and can do whatever the fuck he wants.

Either you dont know what you’re talking about or are bitter about some aspect of the race results. There was plenty of framing this race as a proxy for Bernie vs Hillary among national Democrats and donors.

Would you be capable of accepting that there are multiple factors involved the current epidemic of gun violence but that doesn’t change the fact that current gun laws and regulations are far too lax and it leads to an unnecessarily easy accessibility to firearms? Because the lines you’re using are generally a tactic…

calm down, cletus. no one is taking your guns.

Me, a Millennial:

Instead of the shotgun, anyone who enters the raffle will have a chance at winning a genuine Texas made basket of thought and prayers.

Stay tuned for the next chapter. I have a feeling he’s gonna learn some kind of lesson after he’s identified.

Should I be happy that these fucksticks are being called out publicly, or disappointed that it seems like there are so many of them?

I’ll try to say this succinctly and elegantly:

just so people will shut the fuck up about it.

Perfect for switch.