Pretty sure these Florida teens at this specific affluent high school have discovered no show socks.

Good to know, thanks. I never bothered to get one for my Wii U so I wasn’t sure.

We do know that, whatever it is, it will be compatible with Nintendo’s GameCube controllers—pros’ preferred way to play

In fairness, one should always congratulate their boss on a special occasion

I laughed so hard on the 3DS copy how their chests stick out of the screen.

God damn I love Wayforward’s sprite art. They’ve got some of the best people working on their games, and I can’t get enough of it.

we’ll have the whole thing recorded, we’ll blank out the face of our guy and we post it on the Internet.

Actually giving pharmaceutical corporations the death penalty is a great idea.

We don’t call women “broads” anymore. Come on, man!

Time to step up Twitch and prove that your new Guidelines are more than just pretty words on paper.

Obviously we need to start arming the 13-year-old girls.

Trump has no clue what his job as PresidENt «insert failed Trump business here» leader IS!

It doesn’t actually seem that outrageous that there be some kind of standardized mental fitness requirement. After all, much less important jobs have much more stringent requirements.

We really need some sort of cognitive fitness test for national office. I know the idea feels uncomfortable, but this isn’t the only example though it’s the worst. Can we really trust people who struggle to read and have severe memory issues to make good policy? Should we?

Too bad Criterion is completely dead. Remember their weird free-for-all vehicle open world thing they teased years ago?

well yeah, Florida’s age demo is 55+ lol.

I mean, I know a lot of people that have trouble with math, but I never had to learn it, I just knew it. People are more naturally inclined towards different things.

Though you forgot to mention the one time where the strip comes full circle and a real person, Calvin’s one nemesis no less, actually plays calvinball with him towards the end of the strip’s run