With all the money they make off Wonder Woman they can probably afford to hire a man.

“MSN reports that Botha fired his rifle on the charging cows, but a fourth swept in and surprised him from the side.”

Darn, I was hoping for an infographic to show what different symbols meant

That man has an astoundingly punchable face

First “Thor: Ragnarok”, and now this? Big fan of the Jeff Goldblum revival tour. The franchise needs Sam Neill back though. I want Dr. Grant and Ian Malcolm trading stories with Chris Pratt.

There are three voice-overs from the OT as whispers to hear.

Have some brain bleach:

Being Thanos’ partner must be a bit like being Dirty Harry’s partner, life span-wise.

You mean holding a woman against her will until she sees me for the Nice Guy that I am is NOT an effective strategy for finding true love?

Well....lesson learned! From here on I’ll just focus on standing outside my beloved’s window with a boombox all day long.

Well, this was a rollercoaster of emotions.

As a wise old Autobot once said, It’s called experience lad ;)

It has to be a big rock.

More like Career Suicide Squad, amirite people.

As if hundreds of dollars suddenly cried out in terror and suddenly vanished.

Worst moving service I’ve ever hired.

He was only off by two feet.

I wonder if he does the Riker maneuver when he’s getting on the saddle, by climbing over the whole ass end of the horse.

It’s also when your routine changes abruptly. Parent A usually take Little Timmy to daycare, but Parent A is sick today. Parent B decides to take Little Timmy instead, but on the way gets into rote motion of the day mode and totally forgot that they’re responsible for Little Timmy (who is quietly sleeping in the…