“MSN reports that Botha fired his rifle on the charging cows, but a fourth swept in and surprised him from the side.”

Darn, I was hoping for an infographic to show what different symbols meant

That man has an astoundingly punchable face

Have some brain bleach:

You mean holding a woman against her will until she sees me for the Nice Guy that I am is NOT an effective strategy for finding true love?

Well....lesson learned! From here on I’ll just focus on standing outside my beloved’s window with a boombox all day long.

It’s also when your routine changes abruptly. Parent A usually take Little Timmy to daycare, but Parent A is sick today. Parent B decides to take Little Timmy instead, but on the way gets into rote motion of the day mode and totally forgot that they’re responsible for Little Timmy (who is quietly sleeping in the…

I do get how people can do it (which was obviously not the case in this situation). When this happens, it’s not typically when they are taking a cross-country trip with their kids, it’s when they are going through the rote motions of their day. Have you ever gotten in your car to head to ____, but gotten halfway to a…

The urge to tell her to STFU through my monitor is unending.

Bulma’s panties sounds like a quality wish.

But what do you do with them once you find them?

Deer often walk away from getting hit by cars under their own power and then die of internal injuries in the woods later. Does anyone know where he wandered of to???

“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our…

You win a star, good sir, but more importantly you have won my heart.

All I’m sayin’ yo.

More like hurriCAN

I would die of embarrassment if my mother gave birth to Jaden.

I like caravans more

your heart is still frozen, friend.

That would allow for some sweet Jumbo-tron intros.