“Mr. Trump, are you playing Pokemon Go?”

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

John Kasich is that guy one step above you on the corporate ladder who seems like a good mentor so you go out for drinks with him one day after work and he lays out his theory on ‘the blacks’ until you pretend your wife just called with a baby emergency.

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

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Black and White is still one of my favorite games. I’ll still never get my cow to stop eating his own poop. Or stop pooping on villager’s homes. Or STOP FUCKING CREATING DISCIPLE BREEDERS I HAVE ENOUGH FUCKING PEOPLE JESUS CHRIST FUCK ME!!!!!

I think someone’s Sega Genesis controller got disconnected.

Oh, well if he’s immortal, I guess it’s not that big a deal.