Rice will never play in the NFL again

So...like overnight then?

Until the Muslim in Chief is succesfully IMPEACHED and THROWN IN JAIL for his HIGH CRIMES and MISDERMEANERS against FREEDOM LOVING AMERUCICANS EVERYWHERE!

Okay, but what do we do?

Here is the problem:

The first thing I thought of. Nuts.

Charly Zimmermann in the BO-105 demo video is pretty impressive...

When you have to pull up to avoid logs on the ground you're flying quite low!

I was hoping she was the second coming of the dominant female MC, now I'll never know.

Lets create one here. I'm going to start another thread. Drop in your favorites.

Your post inspired me so much that I searched on Spotify for a female MC/Hip Hop playlist to listen to. I scrolled and scrolled and found nothing. I don't mind making my own playlist but that was pretty telling. All of my favs from the 80's and 90's were female MC's. I can't believe that no one else but you and I…

I'll take the bait.

Ha. Yes. Her skills are quite subpar. But such is the general shape of hip hop.

Hip-hop needs women. Hip-Hop is often too stupid to realize it.

I'm a female MC! Ch-ch-check it out! soundcloud.com/brandieblaze

Can we please refrain from giving kudos to Iggy Azalea for her watery ass imitation of an MC? I'm not here for this.

The very top level of the stairs always leads to the roof and NEVER gets any foot traffic. Great place for studying for oral exams.

Bravo to Rogen for shaming the jerks who skipped out on his speech - having your photo taken with Jim Lovell, while a nice perk, should never outrank discussion about Alzheimer's. That's your government in action, folks, photo ops with astronauts vs listening to impassioned pleas to take action to help those fighting…

"I have Christianity. I have Judaism. I have Muslims. I have Mormons. I have most of the world who regard this idea as being bizarre that two men should get married."

What the fuck, Bellisario?! Did we do something to displease you?!

Lost season 6- which I basically just pretend didn't happen in its entirety, but most especially the part where Sayid's one true love in the afterlife is Shannon, the chick he knew for about 12 days before she died, not Nadia, the woman who he spent his life searching for. Seriously, fuck the afterlife so hard, it…