No jokes Chris: Fantastic b-ball analysis and even better prose.

You’ve just described hell. Can we light it on fire to complete the decor?

I got... nuking all three from space. It’s the only way to be sure.

“UFC events seem like hell.”

“Thankfully, Burrow returned for LSU’s next drive”

That wrestler’s gotta be a good kid. He’s there, not backing down, not running, ready to compete, ready to comply...

Oh, and have a rich white defense lawyers and rich white prosecutors and rich white judges. Only they can pull the levers of laws created by rich white people for the benefit of rich white people.

I am gonna sugar coat this in the most kind way I can: people like you really suck. Like suck in a way that makes things suck for people not only around you, but people who haven’t even met you.

Feel free to glance over those numbers next to the star buttons. Then come back and try on ‘openly stupid’ instead of ‘willfully ignorant.’

Please elaborate, I’m interested in how and why and what drove you to this conclusion. I’m interested! really!

“I am committed to creating a workplace in which all people feel safe and heard” said by every HR person ever before they build a file of fireable offenses on whistleblowers.

certainly more watchable.

“if his chin holds, he’s probably good enough to work his way back up there again”

Because Israel is way better at politics in America than Americans.

I’m a dad. And I know this is a grown man. But I can’t help but see a boy who needs help. I know it’s impossible to compel him or anyone to do anything for him, but Christ - this guy needs legitimate, concerted help. Not more fame.

“as a fellow Ivy League graduate, I sympathize with him”

Jaclyn,

Dartmouth vomited out name salad all over this article. Klemper, annabelle, Bolan, keefer, beth, squee, wallace, brittany, wyatt, doober, whitney, samuels man fuck these people in the asshole!

“Conservative Gays Need To Shut The Fuck Up”

They do say that about bird’s wings tho