Oh my. Kangaroo Jack, you have been bested.

“Since 2014...”

“Durant’s performance can really only be compared to LeBron James’s Game 6 against the Celtics in 2012. It’s worth noting that LeBron’s performance came with his team down 3-2 in the series”

Your understanding human development is shit.

My neighbor goes out of his way to line up birds in front of his truck to crush them. It’s the only time I see him happy.

But I posit this - people who run their mouths like this do it more than they know. If he’s emailing shit this to partners, coworkers, business relations, he’s likely running his mouth around maids, waiters, ex wives, friends, enemies.

Well... except when they are. Like in this case. I highly doubt whoever this racist shareholder is will remain involved when everyone flees his ranks.

I’m really looking for the familiar trappings in new environs of “ outerworlds”.

That’s just spitting. Clean that up you goddamn bum.

Untuckit couldn’t be interesting if you tried - and you tried.

No forethought or qualifier needed at all: Unless it’s to save your life or it’s a soggy nerf ball and your brother is way not ready, don’t throw things at people.

“while we certainly don’t want to lob any ageist comments in his direction”

If only 0.7% of the idiots who gave the state to trump could be those who suffer from this incompetence.

Copy and paste this across the internet - so that Deadspin can reign supreme.

Growing up in Miami in the 80s, we had many packs of loose dogs running around. I was often chased on my bike.

Want to know what God thinks? You see it every day, in the everything you encounter. Being gay? Is God’s way. Being straight... yep, God’s way too. Here’s the key - you don’t need to interpret any of it.

Your comment should have been the entire article.

Another helpful hint from “The Privilege Cannon!”

Leaving us to conclude that DeVos is likely the largest canister of gasoline dumped onto the future of our nation.

“fate is a hell-weasel even for the well-intentioned”