Corey, I pray to God your mother sees that changing you won’t change her.

Then God bless you.

Let’s ignore that Magic was a basketball player with a kindly smile.

The vast conspiracy that will be built around willfully ignores the Occam’s razor that hewed too close to Magic’s achilles: He can’t bear being perceived as the bad guy.

“and that God”

Because they’re understimulated adults who, like the droves of assholes who go to disneyland to resent children (it’s a thing. really), have infantalized their lack of physical outlets.

“But the fact (equivocations / rationalizations here)....”

Most people in the world haven’t read “Emotional IQ”, and regardless of religion or background, will kill out of anger.

Because your mommy and daddy are/were perfect. Because you didn’t need your body to get an education. Because you clearly have no idea how emotional abuse works.

FU ! Grown men are the toughest people I know online! Speaking of which, these same old men still have 3.5 floppies of America Online! Patriots!

You reach through the matrix to troll my amnion soaked mind. You are a beautiful bastard.

As someone safely sequestered in my ivory tower like you, I can say without a shadow of a doubt:

You don’t think a full throated denial to sell a cake wouldn’t easily be a murder if it they knew they could get away with it?

I don’t wish bad things on other people. But I wish this motherfucker would just evaporate along with his cohorts.

Heather/EasyMode 2020.

This is for the old dogs:

“I want to be the hero”

You’re gonna have use nouns and verbs in some sort of order the rest of us understand if you want to that point of yours to be coherent.

Go back to Nextdoor. It’s a safe space for area shitheads.

You aren’t even little embarrassed calling her the ‘victim.’ Because... she’s unhappy with her parents? Because her parents lied to her? Or is the shame of hiding in malibu a little too much to bear? Perhaps the USC yacht was a bit too much?